News
The thing that lets people keep up with activity, both human and non-human, that occurs throughout the world each day.
News implies momentous events—the ones that can shape and influence daily human endeavors.
We love news as evidenced by the thousands of news outlets around the world.
For example, this past week the news featured allies of former President Trump telling the truth to federal prosecutors about the former president’s alleged and charged criminal conduct; about six Supreme Court justicess—two of whom are the most corrupt in the court’s history—imposing their political ideology under the “rule of law” in three decisions that adversely impacted at least 100 million disadvantaged people; and about too many climate-change spawned weather disasters to even count.
And, then there was Vanessa Trump and Cardi B who, for reasons only known to them, decided to give their peculiar versions of “breaking news” to enlighten the rest of us about the “special” gifts of behavior the “rich and famous” have n crisis situations.
First, from Yahoo News, we learned that Vanessa, who unfortunately was once the wife of Donald J. Trump, Jr. before their marriage came apart after little Donnie Jr. decided to have an adulterous affair with Aubrey O’Day—a former contestant (a “reality TV star” as she was described by news outlets) on Celebrity Apprentice, a spinoff of Donnie Jr’s pappy’s show, The Apprentice.
What Jr. and Audrey did in their bedrooms (or in hotel rooms or behind trash dumpsters) must be left to the imagination of the reader.
But according to a social media news outlets Vanessa knew a thing or two about what the pair did in their bedrooms—and that was enough to cause Vanessa to go “gangster” (as described by the media) on poor, heart-broken Audrey—a rather fitting description given the family’s organized crime-like business ventures.
It seems , according to the Yahoo News report, that Vanessa sharply criticized Audrey about her lack of, or certainly inferior, “bedroom skills”—criticisms that “deeply hurt” little Miss Audrey.
Why Miss Audrey did not tell Vanessa that her bedroom “skills” were apparently good enough to lure little Donnie out of his marriage bedroom into an adulterous bedroom, is anyone’s guess.
But the “bedroom wars” between Miss Audrey and the billionaire’s wife pale in comparison to the nuclear meltdown Cardi B had after her husband—some fella named Offset (or maybe it was Offbeat) who accused her in a Twitter post, “My wife fucked a N**ga on me gang yall n**gas know how I come.”
That’s an exact quote, it really, truly is.
After being scrapped off the ceiling by her maid, Cardi B took to Twitter telling her followers (and anyone else who would listen) that hubby Offset was just “talking shit.”
Apparently after some deep reflection, she then returned to Twitter to share with the world her intellectual genius with these earth-shattering and life-gripping nuggets of marital wisdom:
“Come on, y’all. I’m fucking Cardi B. I think sometimes motherfuckers forget I’m Cardi B. If I was giving this pussy to anybody, it would be out. I’m not just anybody.”
That’s also an exact quote—it really, truly is. Cannot possibly make this stuff up.
She then told hubby, Offset: “Please boy, stop acting stupid. Stop acting stupid. Don’t play with me. What the fuck. Stop playing. That’s all I’m motherfucking gonna say.”
No one can dispute that she made her point.
Got to love Twitter, the Musk News Hour.
Cardi B, for whatever reason, decided to inform the public about the value of her most private anatomical part—that if she chose to share that valuable part, the entire world would know about it.
This was the Yahoo News leading into Independence Day weekend—a sneak peek into the lives of the rich and famous.
It certainly provided enough “fireworks” to last till Christmas.
But I really don’t understand why Yahoo “news” thought it was “news” enough to be put in the public square.
Why can’t these rich and famous folks keep their private business private?
Anyway, I hope Vanessa and Cardi B have a great holiday weekend.
And I thank them for giving me the “news” fodder for this post.